This is an episode of Nicktoons.
(Everyone is playing.)
EJ: Alright, calm down everyone.
Dorian: EJ, what's with the guards?
EJ: A funny story. I deleted my bank account, set fire to my house, changed my identification, and made a run for the border. Badly, I was arrested and brought here, because today's the day I teach about... your bodies!
All Nicktoons: Ew!
EJ: I know!
Danny: I'm... not... comfortable... talking... about... my... body!!!!
EJ: All the gory details are in these "OPERATION MANUALS". A little advice: don't read them at night. It'll be so scary, you'll run off in your pajamas. Let's start on... puberty.
All Nicktoons: Ew!
Mabel: (giggles) Awesome.
EJ: (sobbing) No! I can't do this! I WON'T do this!!! (screaming)
Kimi: These "OPERATION MANUALS" rule.
Molly: Look! Psybeams!
EJ: I turn into a nightclub!
Tororo: Sorry. You set off my anti-theft device. Hang on.
Lukybory: Look! Seniors!
Oona: They're hot!
Knuckles: It's because they've gone through puberty. Puberty is a one-way ticket to "Cooltown"!
Tororo: Also when we are through it, they give us motorcycles!!!! We'll look hot!
Deema: (sarcastically) Ooh, Mr. Shark don't like it when they jump the pool. Just you wait. When I get my cycla, I'LL JUMP YOUR POOL EVERYDAY!!!!
All Nicktoons: WHOOOOOOOO! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bender: MATURITY RULES!!!!!!!
Blaze: Silver, the book says it should have started 9 seconds ago. Do you feel different?
Silver: (with german accent) No. Do you think we'll have to wait until next year?
Blaze: (voice changing) Silver, your voice!
Silver: (with highpitched voice) This is brilliant! We're becoming men and women!
Ulrich: (with ladylike voice) You'll also go through an awkward growth spurt.
Cody: (as Paul Lynch) O.K., this is going in a direction I don't like. What's next?
Ikura: (as Beavis) It says we're gonna get pimples.
EJ: I'M SO HUNGRY!!
Tororo: I CAN'T GET ENOUGH TO EAT!
Amy: Hey, give me back my nuggets!!!!!!
Nonny: Sandy, your fur.
Sandy: (realizing her fur is gone) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!